Jerry and his guests were at least occasionally entertaining.

I’ve been air traveling for business and pleasure for 30+ years. (fate please ignore this next statement)

I check one big bag every time I go on a major trip and I have yet to have any kind of trouble. I don’t need to worry about fighting with overhead space, so I’m not in any rush to board. I don’t need to tiny-size my toiletries, I can just throw them in the checked bag. I don’t know why this is a big deal for people.

Perhaps, fundamentally we should all be asking, why is Fred Beans?

paying ear-lockdown

XM radio?  is this 2007?

I am eternally mind-blown that my parents got their papers in 1969/70 in a matter of months, yet think it’s perfectly reasonable our Venezuelan friends went through a 14 year struggle plus attorney fees to get theirs...

Oh I get that it’s effectively the same—I just happen to feel personally affronted and ashamed when I see a fellow Cuban-American millennial pull this shit. When I found out Enrique Tarrio is Afro-Cuban, I about died inside. I was so embarrassed I thought “is this what it would feel like to shit my pants in front of a…

They should let her vote remotely if she’s going to show up in person in that hideous Harry Potter cosplay.

About an hour after the crash, the owner of the vehicle called 911 to report that the car had been stolen sometime in the early morning hours. The owner’s residence was approximately five miles away from the crash scene.

This explanation makes by far the most sense. This wasn’t some kid fresh from flight school bailing out of an F-16, this was a senior pilot with god-only-knows how many hours, flying our second-best plane. The plane spitting him out makes way more sense than him bailing in a wild panic without even knowing his heading.

We all like looking at your girlfriend’s backside, but mirrors on the ceiling are still a bad idea.

Also bad- the ceiling above your bed. The 70's were a LONG time ago, and besides, it might fall on your head.

I guess Putin no longer has this fucking thorn in his side. 

Listen, all of y’all.

It’s too bad the group called “Republicans” are such a broad and shitty group.

Sandpaper is a mixed bag. You also have to get the angle correct otherwise it won’t cut correctly. Better to get a relatively inexpensive diamond stone. This is a video from James Wright detailing how to sharpen scissors:

If the Dems ever nominate a completely unqualified rapist who attempted a violent coup and that person gets an iron clad grip on the party through a cult of personality — and that personality happens to be vile, mean, bigoted, and almost definitely psychotic —then maybe we can both-sides this.

People are either ostriching or hunkering down.

I’ve not had money, and now I have plenty of it. I infinitely prefer to have plenty of it. As the saying goes - money may not buy happiness but you can have a lot of fun trying. Hoarding it is not really my thing, but I am naturally a bit of a cheapskate in most things.