Jerry and his guests were at least occasionally entertaining.

Without the heart defect, he would not have died.

I’ve been air traveling for business and pleasure for 30+ years. (fate please ignore this next statement)

I check one big bag every time I go on a major trip and I have yet to have any kind of trouble. I don’t need to worry about fighting with overhead space, so I’m not in any rush to board. I don’t need to tiny-size my toiletries, I can just throw them in the checked bag. I don’t know why this is a big deal for people.

Tis but a flesh wound

Perhaps, fundamentally we should all be asking, why is Fred Beans?

Came here to say this. I can’t believe ANY studio would hire him unless it’s really a micro budget and they couldn’t get an AFI student to direct it instead.

As soon as every Tom, Dick and Harry started coming out with their own service instead of leaving it to Netflix, Hulu and Amazon I saw this coming and haven’t been paying for any of them myself since either. 

I recently just ditched HBO, which I will never call MAX, because they raised my rates by 50% and locked 4k and Atmos behind the highest tier.

paying ear-lockdown

XM radio?  is this 2007?

Flying back from Japan.

I am eternally mind-blown that my parents got their papers in 1969/70 in a matter of months, yet think it’s perfectly reasonable our Venezuelan friends went through a 14 year struggle plus attorney fees to get theirs...

Oh I get that it’s effectively the same—I just happen to feel personally affronted and ashamed when I see a fellow Cuban-American millennial pull this shit. When I found out Enrique Tarrio is Afro-Cuban, I about died inside. I was so embarrassed I thought “is this what it would feel like to shit my pants in front of a…

They should let her vote remotely if she’s going to show up in person in that hideous Harry Potter cosplay.

About an hour after the crash, the owner of the vehicle called 911 to report that the car had been stolen sometime in the early morning hours. The owner’s residence was approximately five miles away from the crash scene.

Jesus this man is insufferable.

This explanation makes by far the most sense. This wasn’t some kid fresh from flight school bailing out of an F-16, this was a senior pilot with god-only-knows how many hours, flying our second-best plane. The plane spitting him out makes way more sense than him bailing in a wild panic without even knowing his heading.

We all like looking at your girlfriend’s backside, but mirrors on the ceiling are still a bad idea.

Also bad- the ceiling above your bed. The 70's were a LONG time ago, and besides, it might fall on your head.