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1/21/20
1:18 PM
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my ex used to do in college because she had a bad shoulder and the books were too heavy to lug to class. Cutting them in half cuts the weight in half

1/21/20
1:10 PM
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my first J turn was in a Kmart parking lot covered with snow

1/13/20
3:49 PM
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Jean Luc Picard would slap you in the face for this post

1/13/20
11:44 AM
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“You only need to fill out a new W-4 unless you start a new job with a new employer.” Wrong. You also need to file a new one in case of death or divorce in the family, or when tax laws change and leave you potentially owing money, ask me how I know 

1/10/20
10:49 PM
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no worries, the divorce will also rock the house in a big but different way. Ask me how I know.

1/10/20
5:42 PM
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there is no download needed, the download was an ad on the site. You can use task scheduler in windows to trigger a shutdown or restart

12/18/19
3:31 PM
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Well it does not look like a catfish but it is one droppy-faced motherfucker

12/13/19
3:35 PM
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You can eat the dick fish but only if you close your eyes while putting it in your mouth. It makes it extra sexy

12/10/19
6:55 PM
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I am already terrified of the undersized mom trying to maneuver these in a parking lot

11/25/19
12:40 PM
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I will email you my contact info, I think the baby will be close to Yoda, I already have the ears and the eyes