we are talking about the vehicle crumple zone here, not the person’s knees and neck

why am I watching the ramblings of an idiot before even having breakfast? Oh yeah, that’s the most American thing to do since Jerry Springer got us used to it

or the fucking idiot holding up the line because they cannot fit that overpacked carry-on in the tiny overhead bin

Funny how he has the same dance moves as Trump. This will be my new red flag.

who is Fred Beans?

Until Siri can do Google style call screening or call attendant, it’s not smart enough

Did we need that many slides of the Pit droids?

M Night, fool me once, shame on me.... I will not be suckered into watching another movie of his

reminds me of the story: person tells another who is smoking: How many packs you some a day? Smoker: 2 a day. Non-smoker: Well if you had invested that money for 30 years instead of smoking it, you would be driving a Ferrari and be retired by now.

same, I was shocked how they made their premium content HBO to be less visible than the other crap shows they are trying to peddle. Also fuck these guys

streaming audio over smartphone/cell service not an option?

If owner lived five miles from the crash, they should have known about the sink hole, so it could be theft

he was not in Russia you idiot

I would need another 30K discount for it to be palatable. Thank you

I was the same until I had kids

lol

I like looking at the back side of my GF when she’s on top

haha dumpster fire introduces flaming trash can

next in the news, crazed Black Wolf driver shoots passenger.

Have we considered giving the orcas guns?