we are talking about the vehicle crumple zone here, not the person’s knees and neck

why am I watching the ramblings of an idiot before even having breakfast? Oh yeah, that’s the most American thing to do since Jerry Springer got us used to it

or the fucking idiot holding up the line because they cannot fit that overpacked carry-on in the tiny overhead bin

who is Fred Beans?

reminds me of the story: person tells another who is smoking: How many packs you some a day? Smoker: 2 a day. Non-smoker: Well if you had invested that money for 30 years instead of smoking it, you would be driving a Ferrari and be retired by now.

streaming audio over smartphone/cell service not an option?

If owner lived five miles from the crash, they should have known about the sink hole, so it could be theft

he was not in Russia you idiot

I would need another 30K discount for it to be palatable. Thank you

lol

I like looking at the back side of my GF when she’s on top

haha dumpster fire introduces flaming trash can

next in the news, crazed Black Wolf driver shoots passenger.

Have we considered giving the orcas guns?

Celine Dion is French canadian

there are so many families ripped apart when the mom is tossed in jail for minor offenses. They should fucking put her in jail already and be done with this shit.

I freeze my hydration bladder bags and use those in the cooler as ice packs. Then when they melt, ice cold water on the day hikes

I don’t think he’s personally uncomfortable with the subjects, it’s just to attract that particular base of Christian radicals

most infuriating was the explosion mimic she did at the end. Fuck off lady, people are asking about their livelyhood, not here to attend your one woman show about yourself

I tried but the chickens did not like it at all