You shall rest wrapped tightly in tortilla.
You will look so peaceful...
And delicious.

because its alabama and he’s white.

two more shellfish people, you are unlikely to meet.

Insanity defense: Her hunger for crab legs made Chequita bananas.

Thanks rednecks, you fucking morons let this traitor and all his dipshit kids into the White House and here we are.

My mom was also a lab tech (was, as in she retired, not that she is gone)!

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

man you were going like 1 mph there.

Counterpoint: 9-2x Aero.

Agreed! My 02 is my DD and it’s still wonderful. Best car I’ve ever owned. And it’s bone stock, unmolested, never been vaped in.  I guess it is becoming a bit of a unicorn.

Maybe if Jezebel didnt post 5 things about KK for every 1 for ET.....?

And the mechanic riding with the driver.

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

I’d imagine the Tesla, even a base model, would be immensely more fun to drive than a hybrid Corolla ever could hope to be. The current base Model 3 does 0-60 in 5.6 seconds and is RWD.

This is the one “trick” that gets people on my contact list blocked.  The first time someone sends me something that auto-runs is the last time they send me anything but a phone call.  

“Buffalo called, and...”

I agree with you on most of this, but the world doesn't really need any more Mandy Moore music. 

The IV drug cocktail handed out by the state keeps you pretty well hydrated on its own

No need to mansplain NVMe to me. I use it in my desktop. My server does not have any sort of M.2 slot at all and in terms of IOPS (I run a server, sequential speeds are not so important) the jump from HDD to SATA SSD is much bigger than the jump from SATA SSD to NVMe.

No need to mansplain NVMe to me. I use it in my desktop. My server does not have any sort of M.2 slot at all and in…