And don’t worry, we’ll make sure there’s none of those pesky “entitlement” programs still left running by the time you hit 70. 

Here’s a picture of one of the vandals.

I’m gonna quote Hammond on this one:

Yeah, the author says she's not a food scientist, so she trusts the manufacturers, who are (surprisingly?) also not food scientists. All this stuff is made up. Best by dates are fake too. Might've been interesting and useful if someone actually did speak to a food scientist. 

“but you should also pay attention to what you’re rubbing on them and what you’re rubbing them with.”

I grew up around horses, and I think this looks a bit cruel. Not nearly as bad as some stuff people do, but it doesn’t look good or comfortable for the horse at all.

There aren’t lenses in those things, are there?

So Cleveland has one of the most promising, talent rich young teams in the NFL and have turned it over to a 71 year old failed head coach from the 80s, an obese Wilford Brimley who believes stretching is pussy shit and a psychotic defensive coordinator who yells at his players for getting injured?

Yeah, they’ll be…

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

I dunno, the original Monster Mash, as intended by its writer, was pretty intense.

I disagree - I think they should have tried in good faith to revise or evolve the character like the supposedly smart, culture-aware people they think they are. Hari’s project really invited creative response and Groening and crew were just not up to it. Instead, they used the supposedly most feminist, progressive…

If he has a wife she shoulda left his ass after he unveiled this mess.

Dear BurnSTANKo,

And keep in mind that air travel already dehydrates you like shit. Drinking alcohol only additionally contributes to this. Your chance of a massive headache increase, as does the chance that next time you poop it’ll be 2 days later and you’ll feel like you’re giving birth.

They didn’t shoot him, so that’s good. 

Happiness, joy, and deliciousness, who needs that, amirite?

relax, joe smith

Chads man, always fucking up.