Any 90's Honda Civics and Accords. Nice clutch action, not too soft not too stick, gear shifter feel is second to none.

Does Dom really want to be better though? His eyes start wandering at the airport right away.

that was my favorite game as a kid, can I get all these slivers to stick and make one bar soap

Fuck Cox autogroup really

I’ve been to dealerships in Texas where the floor manager and the Finance guy yelled at me for wasting their time. I started walking out when some other guy runs to me with a better deal. They were doing good cop bad cop but I had a price in mind and I was not moving from it. It is quite fun if you have a Saturday…

I read this as a poem. 

Bath Subaru in Maine, sent them an email at the time, they said yes they have the car, I asked them if they could do that price, they said yes. I flew in to Portland, ME, they picked me up from the airport, brought me to the dealership, I see the car, drive it for a bit, sign the paperwork with the super nice finance…

White women still vote for them in droves, so I don’t think the second complaint is as true as you think

they are going to turn McCarthy into Boener, which I don’t mind at all. He’s going to have to retire after dealing with the crazy assholes in the tea party

I see her in the background of political speeches and that lady is high, she’s dabbing for sure

yeah, they might as well have posted a picture of a giant syringe needle and a few bloody scalpels to scare people away. That picture is a huge disservice

yep, Chadwick Boseman’s death was a wake up call for me

I did not know of that option, I had the old Gatorade + Laxatives

I just turned 45 and the doctor sent me for a colonoscopy. The procedure itself was super quick and painless, I slept the whole time. However the prep and shitting the whole day was not. Make sure you start the laxatives early enough so that you don’t spend half the night in the bathroom

at the dealer for a check engine light? Go ahead and turn in your jalop card right now.

I wore sandal once while shopping at the hardware store. I found a tile border I wanted and stepped forward. I managed to rip my big toenail with the bottom shelf spacing which was just tall enough from the floor for my foot to slip under, but not tall enough for my nail. The pain, the bleeding

easy, when you get a link to click here to get into your bank account for example, don’t use the link, just go to your bank account’s web page and then click on log in.

I could guess what his party affiliation was by just reading the headline

Her parents should have been arrested for that spelling: Antwanette

each time they zoom in to anti-gay protestors, I’m thinking they should come out already and accept who they are