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lol. were you called a racist? To me, naming anything with someone still alive feels gross.

the ultimate honor for a city? fuck the IOC and the 1-percenters that get cities in debt to fund them with taxpayer dollars

good luck with that

they don’t give a shit, they are bugs. See a mosquito trapped in the car with you traveling at 75mph, it does not care about trying to get out and rejoining home, it’s busy biting your legs and sandal wearing feet.

if it happens at night, turn off all the lights in the house, turn one light on in small bathroom or closet, wait for them to be attracted to the light, close door to small space behind you and start killing. Or you can just close the door and go to sleep, that’s tomorrow’s problem

why in the fucking world would you want to do that, lol, looks terrible? Women have spent centuries on how to highlight the brows, not to make them disappear and look like aliens from a B-movie

yep, I have a friend whose boyfriend was a con artist and got in trouble with various people for stealing their shit (I knew him before her) He actually met some lady on the Internet, spent a summer with her because he had nowhere to go during summer break, stole her car and drove it to school. When she called the

I hear ya, I was at the I-10 exit for Dauphin Island/Theodore if you know where that’s at.

I had a girlfriend from Texarkana, she always made sure to say, Texarkana, the Texas part. She was super helpful and kind, and also kinda nuts. Funny thing it’s the first time I think of her while reading a Jalopnik post but she gave me the nickname that I use for my username here. I miss her sometimes. Oh yeah I have

funny thing is that the Huracan does not come with scissor doors!

he managed to damage Oscar’s back in an ill advised jump. that after all the subscribers told him the car did not have enough suspension travel for jumping

Maybe he meant the STI, but yeah car journos don’t research shit these days, has he heard of the FA engines?

yeah that’s not going to end well...

I’ve seen the same with 2 giant SUVs with teeny tiny soccer moms, both have backing/parking sensors beeping the hell out that we could even hear from the open windows and they still backed into each other. People are morons

fuck Rachel Nichols and her weak ass apologies and bullshit “I’m really a nice person” looks on the Jump

I use one for excitement and three when I am really psyched. Use more than 3 and it loses its meaning.

we have found the person from Europe, lol

all this makes me sad because I’m in the market for a new car (current car is 14 years old with 215K miles) and now because of chip shortage and crazy markups, I’ve made the decision to baby the old rattlebox until next year. Hopefully nothing happens to it.

lol. I can see it and I laughed in my mind

last year or the year before one of the movies I saw in the Cannes Festival was a woman fucking a fridge named Yves, WTF is going on with the French?