WTF Jezebel? Now that you are reporting on Britney, this article comes up. You guys suck

Make sure you can see the headlights of the vehicle in your rear view mirror before moving into its lane after you passed it.

LOL, let me guess, he was white and all the students were from suburbia. Then we wonder why people are paranoid fucks

nice job. I wished I could do the same but I’ll have to move first

People should point and laugh each time they see Garfield County deputies.

I barfed when I read this article

I have a friend who parked under an overpass, a chunk of metal fell from a truck above went through his hood, taking out the front belts and the radiator. Now I am nervous just went stopped in traffic under an overpass

I was too good for your position, right?

looks like the seats behind the driver are folded down to receive the boat, and yes they will take the boat.

always trust the bro in the reverse baseball cap to open a window while flying

You can configure Print Spooler to not accept any new client connections

looks like the chip shortage is getting serious

well played

I don’t think it sat long enough to corrode engine parts, and once the water is drained from the cylinders and the oiling system, running the engine will evaporate any moisture and return oil to the crank, cam and liners. Wiring gets back because water gets trapped under the insulation and within connectors and never…

the engine was not running when flooded so it just needs to be drained. The wire harnesses will be a nightmare for years to come though, once they start corroding and turning into a green mess.

I’m sure planting the 5 flowering plants that are allergies friendly is going to stop me from sneezing when the wind brings all the pollen from around the area. 

go tell your mom

fuck Tyler the Creator and his stupid shit.

I remember having 2 kids in daycare. It was like the equivalent of paying for a luxury trip every month or a monthly payment for a supercar. 

fire extinguisher is a nice propellant for office chair racing, it has many uses