Yeah, him stroking out on the witness stand would have been the perfect ending.

Can’t find a gif of Martin Short saying ‘I know what perjury is!’ from this week’s Only Murders but that’s the first thing that comes to mind...

Filipinos deserve big-screen garbage aimed at them, too!

Their smiles remind me of the fact that other great apes do not smile to indicate joy or happiness, except inasmuch as they will soon joyfully begin ripping your arms off.

There’s something about them, and pretty much all other property show hosts (especially the married ones), that I just...just fucking can’t stand. I wish evil upon them.

Also one time Chip ate a dead cockroach off the ground in an episode and they played it off for laughs, but like...who THE FUCK does that.

MGM would have made a sequel if the Vikander movie had been a big success. It wasn’t though. Very forgettable and didn’t make much money.

If these movies were successful, they never would have let this happen.

I think the way it works for rich people and corporations is if you tell the government that you lost 90 million dollars, they just give it back to you.

The website Twitch should be offensive to everyone.

sources referred to the movie as “irredeemable” after test screenings.

And badly, too. “Abetted,” I mean, come on, that only has a negative connotation. And surely one word could be found for “alluringly confounding” (I dunno, “intriguing”?).

Damn, Daniel!

To anyone who felt let down by his actions, “I would say to those people, I know it was confusing, I know it was shocking,” he says. “But I promise you, I am deeply devoted and committed to putting light and love and joy into the world. And you know, if you hang on, I promise we’ll be able to be friends again.”

I literally forgot this happened. lol

At least he seems genuinely sincere and apologetic. Probably one of the best apologies I’ve seen from a celeb. 

At last, my scheme to accumulate all the stars has borne fruit.

Okay people we can shut the star system down.  It’s done. Dirtside will be awarded every star possible and no more stars will be awarded to anyone after. 

What else would you expect from a streaming service

“R-i-i-i-i-ght!”

This news has got me more riled up than a picture day Jessica.