She also seems like the kind of woman who would say, “Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m a feminist...”

That reason is usually cocaine.

Seems like the only losers here are still the LGBTQ+ kids in Florida. Thanks for the dick-measuring contest, fellas.

I keep waiting for Nathan Fielder to claim credit for this.

Along those lines, the Villages is NOT in south Florida. Its about 40 miles north of me, and I’m in central FL.

Exactly this. For all I know, killing a bunch of Kangs might be good for the economy.

I actually did know that, and it’s a MUCH more relatable goal.

I think part of the problem is that Kang’s goal is a little hard to grasp. Thanos wanted to wipe out half of all life because there’s too much life for the universe to sustain. Inherently dumb plan, but understandable. Kang wants to conquer the multiverse to... stop other Kangs and maintain the integrity of the…

Why are these SONY movies so aggressively bad? They even look terrible.

My guess is it will be on FX as early as this Sunday morning.

I REALLY want this to happen. “Hey, did you see that cat with three legs? Isn’t that strange?” “I dunno... I’ve seen... Stranger things!” Wink to the camera, roll credits.

SO. DOPE. They nailed it with that one.

I am reasonably sure that the 100 year head start industrial meat raising/processing has something to do with their prices being lower than Impossible’s. The economics of scale come into play too. I can’t imagine that Impossible is pricing themselves so high out of simple corporate greed because that’s just not…

The texture of all veggies dogs I’ve tried is so off-putting. If you’re expecting a cheap product from Impossible, prepare to be disappointed.

Everyone offers a veggie dog. The thing is, they’re all pretty gross. For some reason, the imitation sausages are mostly pretty good to great, but I’ve never had a veggie dog that I’ve liked.

This “article” is so weird to me. Who bootlicks a billionaire CEO this hard? I checked to see if Luke Gralia was an anagram of Todd Graves or something, because the last line was so chilling.

I do believe it was an honest fuck-up. I also don’t discount that she probably got a lot of pressure from her syndicator or the network to produce a show. 

They ushered in a whole wave of “the aesthetic is the joke” comedy that seeped its way into advertising for years. We are mostly out of the woods on that, but occasionally you’ll see someone trying it again.

OK, thank you! I’m glad I’m not alone on thinking the show was awful. I only wish there was a pop culture site that did reviews of TV shows and allowed people to make comments. Oh well, a boy can dream...

I will occasionally shout “DVD player!” in moments of personal triumph. Such a GREAT reading.