There’s always a Chip. It’s like dolphins named Blowie.

The head of mall security isn’t as depressed as Gene because he gets to go home to Christie Brinkley.

Loving or hating Lena Dunham feels so 2013.

“This is sex-positive Simple Jack.”

‘Sex-positive Simple Jack’ is some quality snark. Though ‘Do not want to see any wide open anus holes’ is pretty darn funny from the movie itself.

I don’t know if finding validation on present-era AvClub is as edifying as you’re making it out to be.

He wasn’t dangerous? He was driving while high... and already proved he was dangerous when he bragged about getting in an accident at 100 mph in his scion.

If you think you can run a show safely without staff, you know nothing about running a show.

“Just make sure everyone files in orderly”

I remember when I was so, so excited for this show. 

I’m watching the main show still only to get to the end. No way in hell will I be continuing on with any spinoffs.

All the “youngs” were perfect

Dropped this halfway through episode 5 after I realised the cast were literally the only worthwhile thing about it. They were truly great, especially Bridges, but the story was just so damn dull.

That makes one of us!

Add to that list all the people who wrote/are writing books about all the horrible, illegal, things they witnessed while members of the administration, but couldn’t do the right thing and bring all those crimes to light when it might have stopped some of them from occurring.  They don’t regret a thing, would do it all…

Most likely their attorneys dressed them.  Maybe even bought the clothes for them.

Some of us are just fat people for whom formal wear is prohibitively expensive. But, yes, even I own one nice suit.

“The band posted on Twitter a more direct disavowal of white supremacist groups than most politicians are willing to make. “We completely disavow groups like the Oath Keepers and in no way condone their hateful ideology.””

It really seems like if that were the bar, he would have left before becoming the spokesman, but whatever.