I love that How to With John Wilson is listed under OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN NEWS AND INFORMATION

Mediocre singer is generous. If you pulled 10 random young women off the street, 3 of them would be as good as she is. I was working at a label in the early part of this century and when we got copies of her first album, we though it was a literal joke.

I could be wrong, but Prince is the last person I remember performing solo. It’s been multiple acts for years before and since.

If you don’t want to have a TV miniseries made about you, maybe don’t murder your wife.

For a large portion of NYC, Rudy was the most hated man in the city on 9/10. His reputation as “America’s mayor” was only in reaction to the utter incompetence of America’s president.

Clearly the answer to all of this gun violence is more guns. Just like when the doctor tells someone they have cancer and proceeds to prescribe more cancer.

I refuse to watch Money Heist on the ridiculousness of its title alone.

“Or does this man use “they” pronouns?”

If you think Outback wasn’t doing these things before, you don’t understand capitalism.

I agree with your suggestion that Mike Meyers should go fuck himself.

An entity designed to stoke apprehensions then citing a rise in “apprehensions” is the most 2022 thing I’ve read all day.

A fair amount of these movies look like straight to video releases.

Is a boneless wing sandwich a sandwich?

Are French toast sticks a hot dog?

Weren’t they chanting “The Jews will not replace us?”

Lord Lordington? Jesus, Mike.

The real losers are the LGBTQ+ kids who will continue to be marginalized while these two entities measure their dicks.

I miss my Creative Zen SO MUCH.

Right. This is like wondering why eye patches aren’t half off the day after Talk Like a Pirate Day.

“Should we kill these Commonwealth storm troopers while they sleep?” “No, let’s wait until they have us surrounded to make our move.”