Paul was asking because he couldn’t believe it didn’t exist, and didn’t want to pursue it if it did. He wasn’t afraid of being sued, he was afraid of being embarassed to create a song only to have someone say, “That’s “Past, Present and Future” by the Shangri-Las.”

It was good living with them.

Deep dish hot dogs are not sandwiches!!!!

He probably doesn’t give a fuck about either of them, but I bet Lorne does.

This is exactly what I thought reading the description of them entering the clinic and barring the doors. I’ll bet everyone who was in that building thought, “This is the day I die.”

There will be an update joke or two about it. I’d be surprised if they did a sketch about it.

I had always assumed the band was some kind of Canadian public works project.

They’re both still alive right now so... yes, so far.

Yeah! Fuck her for offering to do something, but not offering to do everything!

Yeah. They were in the real estate business, but pretended they weren’t. You’re buying a property and renting it out. That’s likely been a business since people owned property.

Except that the Toy Story movies don’t focus on the mom at all. It’s the toys who have the existential crisis about their obsolescence.

I hate that it took me 5 seconds to get this.

And if you bore him, you’re gonna lose your soul.

“Nefarious billionaire villains like David Choak (William B. Davis) are one-note...”

Correct. They WON’T STOP. They won’t stop at abortion. They won’t stop at gay marriage. They won’t stop at trans rights. There will always be something they are unhappy about and they will try and shut it down. We will all get our turn in their cross-hairs.

A hagiography...

It’s so weird that they had her pretend to run off because that raises more questions than having her just break up with him. They’d gotten all they needed from Eugene, she didn’t have to stick around and read his novel. Were they just going to put a fake mustache on her and have her speak in a deep voice when she…

I don’t think you really have to know how to act for the part of Ursula in a live action Little Mermaid. All you have to do is nail that one song, which Lizzo can do.

Especially since for the last few Olympics, the “sure things” they’ve been structuring their coverage around have imploded.

Marty is going into the witness relocation program and they will put him in a family of real estate developers in Southern California. This show is a prequel to Arrested Development.