Goodman has been giving the performance of a lifetime this season, and this episode in particular.

Yep. If you don’t make it with the traditional ingredients, and prepare it in the traditional way, you’re making something else.

Remember when this all started and the brands were showing TV commercials frequently scored to a cover of “Heroes” saying, “we’re all in this together?” I’m starting to think that was all a lie.

They try this every few years or so and it never lasts. Someone will make money selling the data of the dopes who sign up, but nobody will even get a handjob out of the deal.

Sure, but if you’re not using ginger beer and shaking the whole thing together, you’re not making a Dark n Stormy. Part of it is the presentation of the lighter ginger beer on the bottom (the ocean) and the dark rum on the top (the dark and stormy skies). If I offered you an ice cream sandwich and gave you frozen…

I’m not sure how true that is... I mean, yes, there is a shitton of money you can scrape from that barrel, but I don’t think their new media alternatives are gaining much traction. Site like Rumble and Parler (or whatever T—-p’s bullshit is) are destined to be small because they’re put together very cheaply and no…

Why do you think that will take longer than a day?

I was going to post one too, but I was too busy downloading some sweet Dawes b-sides.

I always thought that was the goal, until my ex tried to give me one at my dad’s funeral.

I had a Domme who would tell me that all the time. As it turns out, that was my love language.

It’s a lot of foreign money vacationing there. I live about 5 miles from the place, my optometrist is there, and I don’t know ANYONE who lives there. But, go to the post office on any given morning and you’ll find people from other countries shipping home lots of stuff they bought from Target.  

Correct. The Olympics primetime coverage is no different from an episode of Ninja Warrior. What NBC is realizing is that luge heads don’t pay the bills, but if they don’t offer that live, they’re screwed. Every winter Olympics they highlight figure skating and skiing (jumping in particular) in primetime and in the…

For sure. But... if nobody’s watching, there’s no money to put on events and the house of cards they’re competing in collapses.

As many as they paid for?

I do! And I remember that it flopped because we were told we didn’t understand the concept (there’s a Red and a White and a Blue channel??? What kind of sorcery is this???). When there were three networks it made a lot of sense to spend a shit-ton of money to broadcast the Olympics... you could watch the Olympics or a…

Zaius and a very few select apes knew and kept the other apes from finding out by declaring almost everything outside of Ape City (which was Astoria, Queens BTW) THE FORBIDDEN ZONE.

We so gleefully deny prisoners any semblance of dignity, what’s one last humiliation?

It’s possible he thought the costume was part of the witness relocation program.

I like to think it went like this:

Fresh cement in a drum that wasn’t spinning... so it would’ve solidified.