We all know that the only people making money from the Olympics are the IOC. At this point they may as well pull into cities in a covered wagon and peddle this shit like the snake oil salesmen of yore. Countries: Bankrupt yourselves building facilities that will fall into ruins within a few short years! Networks: Pay…

You didn’t even watch ONE Olympic??? FOR SHAME.

I read “political kabuki” as “political bukkake” and realized both apply.

Ever since Casey Kelp was found dead in a hotel outside of Palm Springs, the whole IP is untouchable.

London Calling is a double album and you could only find one stinker! I LOVE the ‘Mats (in my office hangs a Paul Westerberg signature guitar made by First Act and was sold in Costco for about 6 months in 2001 and I find it hilarious that such a thing existed), but you can skip Black Diamond, Gary’s Got a Boner, and…

Counter-counter-counterpoint: pop music is by nature disposable... you’re supposed to age out of it. Sinatra and Crosby were both teen heartthrobs and essentially the Justin Biebers of their day. They just happened to figure out how to have a career AFTER the teen girls stopped fainting (same with the Beatles). (and…

How long until we have to say she’s “one of pop’s most exciting artists”?

It’s a vase... no wait... it’s two silhouettes...

Counterpoint: Sinatra and Crosby were pop singers who couldn’t play or write. Not to compare Rebecca Black to either of them, but they had the best songwriters, musicians, and producers assembled around them in cynical, mercenary profit-chasing. The Beatles first four records (released in the span of two years) were…

Yeah, I guess “not leaving the haunted mansion/spooky campsite/abandoned theme park at the first sign of blood” is one too.

Is there a more tired horror trope than killer Santa?

Someone I know once said his friend was “kind of a rock star CFO.” I told him that concept can’t possibly exist.

Sorry, but any good interviewer knows to ask open-ended questions. “What do you like most about raping children?” “What words of advice would you give to other pedophiles like you?”

When you get to a certain level of pitching, everyone loves everything when you’re face-to-face. Once you leave the room they start finding problems.

So THAT’s what the I stands for....

He called her that because he was defending her!! Right?? Right????

The promise of the space-age has been fulfilled!

“Liza is shadowed throughout the film by a corporeal manifestation of her inner child...”

She’s upset about not being able to share her life on social media because that’s where her fame comes from. If her fame goes away, her money goes away. She may be worth $75 million (or whatever), but she doesn’t HAVE $75 million. If she’s no longer famous, the money she does have will dry up, and there won’t be any…

I think people are also reacting to the fact that something they lived through is old enough for people to be nostalgic about it. This happens with every generation.