The monoliths appear at key points in man’s evolution (there’s some debate about them being the ones guiding man’s evolution, but I don’t buy that). HAL kills the crew because he was the only one who knew the true scope of the mission and had to lie to the crew to cover for it. He didn’t like lying to the crew and…

The duck has held up pretty well, too.

So... their plan worked.

The production meeting went like this:

Didn’t Woody’s guitar famously say, “This machine believes the government should approve all music”?

I find it hard to believe that she has friends. I find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that she has friends who are musicians and entertainers.

Dibs on doing the podcast!

I don’t know who the show is for, but most of the actor’s names (Jordan Alexander, Whitney Oak, Savannah Smith, Zion Moreno, Tavi Gevinson) sound more “Gossip Girl” than their character names.

I had bacon jerky which was just awful. Because you know what bacon doesn’t need to be? Limp and chewy.

Almost every quote in this article has a dizzying array of bullshit buzzwords:

Fuck you, Harley Jarvis!

I mean, that’s like saying “The Crew would’ve been a better show if it was a better show.”

These are... all of my fetishes.

I don’t know that I agree with this. Morty’s motivation for wanting her is that he’s a dumb kid who wants to have sex with the hottest girl in school. He doesn’t like her because she’s been shown to be smart or kind, or funny. He likes her because she’s hot an he’s a teen boy. That’s pretty much the depth of Morty’s…

The Beatles tired to obtain the film rights to Lord of the Rings, and they wanted Kubrick to direct it.

And also imagine random people who are in control of your career telling you this thing you love and worked hard on isn’t good. Oh, and your job is now pretty much 24 hours a day.

It matters a little, but not nearly as much as it used to. After all, TBS needs something to show during the day. There’s not a huge market for hour long serialized shows, but sitcoms do a little better.

She’s never watched a 50's movie or an entire YouTube video in her life.

Bugles have leaned into that. On the bags they print a drawing of a hand wearing Bugles and the caption says something like “America’s #1 Finger Hat!”

“What she’s saying is that she’s having a hard time because she doesn’t want to be confronted with her wrong doing.” This is actually what she means when she says she “cannot take confrontation.” It’s apparent that she’s VERY thin-skinned and she can’t handle having stuff thrown back at her.