I got the sense that Bradley Jackson was originally written as a much younger woman. I think there may be a 5 or 6 year difference between Anniston and Witherspoon, but the show makes more sense if Jackson is in her early 30's.

Mine failed the Friday of Memorial Day weekend. I wound up buying and extra one just in case!

“Oh great, Ellie Kemper participated in a ball with racist skeletons in its closet”

These days a leaked single doesn’t even register as a “PR nightmare.”

I had one and didn’t like it at all. Eventually the bowl cracked and the fluid leaked out. The $50 standalone unit I bought to replace it works much better.

Kemper waits about a week to respond to an event in her past and the AV club literally says “Finally.” Burnham waits about 15 years and the AV Club says he is “begging viewers to hold him accountable for his wrongdoings as a teenager in the public eye.” Such bullshit.

I think the real issue is that none of his characters have nuance or dimension. They’re all one joke, or one joke and a Scottish accent.

Having run into her on the street on multiple occasions, I can tell you that she is a stunning woman.

Narrator: They were not.

Tammy Bakker’s got a lot on her plate.

“One risk Marvel could take is with its name. Marvel’s known for movies based on its expansive roster of characters. But what if they started using all that talent they’ve cultivated over the last decade and a half and let the filmmakers make something else?”

Don’t forget, zero is a percentage.

By this logic, any white person who ever celebrated the 4th of July has a racist past. Anyone who banks with Chase bank, who took slaves as collateral for loans and wound up owning hundreds of them, is racist.

All of the music cues listed sound very obvious and groan-worthy to an old person like me. But if they hadn’t included Sympathy for the Devil, everyone would have been asking where it was.

And that they are things in frequent need of disruption.

Chase Bank used to accept slaves as loan collateral and wound up owning several hundred slaves. Anyone who banks with Chase is worse then Ellie Kemper, who apparently is the worst person now.

I think we can all agree that Cautious Clay is a terrible, terrible name.

Ursula’s mom will get killed by Cruella’s falling mom.

Nearly every noun in that sentence carries with it an expectation of a fistfight.

“I feel like I just ran into Lena Dunham in the bathroom at a gay bar.”