It would probably be easier to name the royals who weren’t worried about Archie’s skin color.

Or it’s possible that these women aren’t ignorant, they’re Republicans as well (which makes them a different kind of ignorant, I suppose). That happens too.

I think if you have Addison Rae on the show, your writing options are pretty limited.

Do you pay your Homer tax?

Exactly. It happened to originate in China. There’s nothing specifically Chinese about it. WHERE it originated doesn’t matter to anyone other than people studying how it spread. .

He can’t even wear that top hat!

If I stick my arm into this running wood chipper and lose it, then it was God’s will!

He could be playing one of the buckets of baby body parts...

“If we keep going the way we’re going, in ten years, everything will be shined up and completely new.” I believe this is how the Borg started out.

I know. I’m so tired of people getting rich off calling this a hate crime!

“All evidence so far suggests this was a very disturbed person lashing out at sex-traffickers.” Actually, none of the evidence suggests this. If he was “lashing out at sex-traffickers”why did he kill sex workers and NOT the people supposedly trafficking them? 

Just this week an anti-trans high school sports bill was introduced in the FL legislature. I’m sure he has (incorrect) opinions!

They fixed it. It was “eschew” instead of “askew.”

It allowed them to misuse the word “eschew.”

Only three.

I’ve been hearing about how the left are going to take people’s guns away for almost as long as I’ve been alive, and I’ve had to explain that “no, we just want sensible gun control.” Now I say, “Fuck it. Yes, I want to take your guns away.”

That’s the general belief. Or at the very least it is mostly the father.

I believe we were going to include that as well!

“It’s not my fault! I wasn’t prepared to not be racist!”

He could’ve just shot his balls off. Everyone would’ve been happier.