My friend and I had the idea to make a fictional Chris Gaines tribute act called Gainesville. We thought it would be funny to create an elaborate website with tour dates (that posted events after they happened). We never did it because at some point in your life, you have to sober up.

SAME. I kept saying, “He’s looking away, shoot him now!!!!”

The hair is just AWFUL.

“so new in their run as a pop icon...” ICON? Does anyone really think we’ll be talking about Doja Cat in five years?

Tax fraud aside, it’s a pretty bad idea to open three restaurants within walking distance of each other.

Wasn’t Voldemort the one who turned down money Obama wanted to give him for a high-speed rail? That really showed Obama! What a hero of the people he is!

And, “Things that I did say, that I should not have said them the way I said them,” is a bullshit apology. “I’m sorry I was a little rude when spewing my hatred.”

I think people look at themselves and think “I don’t own slaves and I don’t say the n-word, therefore I’m not racist.” I know a woman who was talking about the movie “The Help” (UGH). She grew up in Alabama in the 70's/80's her dad was a HUGE racist. When she talked about “The Help” she said, “I think if I were alive…

It doesn’t sound like John to me. It might be Paul or it might be George.

Eh... so many shady outfits have my phone number and email address, what’s one more?

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say it was a slip of the tongue, because he really meant to say the N-word.

Wait... you mean there ISN’T a war on Christmas?

I think something similar when I see “neo-Nazi.” Like, what NEW things are they bringing to table? They’re just Nazis.

We can argue terms if you’d like, but he feels that the world owes him Meghan Markle and he is lashing out at her for the crime of not loving him. While he may not actually BE celibate, those are the other defining characteristics of that group. I’d say more, but I’d hate to spend any more brain cells on Piers Fucking…

Ahhh... so he’s an incel too. Good to know.

ART BELL!!!!!

I’m sorry if I did the thing I meant to do...

Correct! Saying “I’m well-known for being an asshole” doesn’t actually excuse you for being an asshole.

I kept my pants on in that version.

You’re contradicting yourself here. You’re saying it “it should be treated as such without government approval” and “thats what it needs to stick to without letting religions dictate who can marry who.”