Vincent Price actually has a grandson named Jody. There’s no real joke to it.

It came out in 83, so it would be appropriate.

This almost started happening.

The fissions had certainly started before Let it Be, there just weren’t cameras there to document them (Ringo had quit during the White Album, John’s heroin addiction was unknown to most outsiders and even many insiders, etc.). In the end the film Let it Be was the easiest (and most sensational) story to tell of that…

It was China? And here I was thinking it was Venezuela like an IDIOT.

This has become the same for sick days. As someone who has worked from home for the last 10 years or so, I think I’ve taken maybe 4 sick days in that time. People in offices are conditioned to believe that they shouldn’t come in when they’re sick solely to prevent others from getting sick. Take that out of the…

“Some people might choose not to.” Sorry. If a safe, effective vaccine is available and you CHOOSE not to get it, I’m not wearing a mask to protect you. 

I am offended by whatever is or isn’t on the December Starbucks cup and I demand to be taken seriously!!!!!

Did someone really ask an advice columnist “why am I having such weird dreams?” OK, first of all... dreams don’t necessarily have deeper meanings. Sometimes a cigar is just Andrew Rannell’s penis. Second of all, we’re in the middle of a pandemic in which we can’t touch anyone or anything, and you’re wondering why…

Stick with it. Season 2 is better.

I’d also drag her for making the laziest fucking joke in the world. 

“his association with the party has only been about his ambitions rather than what it stands for” yeah, sorry but no. The party has proven that they don’t actually stand for anything. They can’t pretend to claim otherwise.

I bet Mike Pence does too.

In the example provided, they have built a cubby that renders a quarter of the bench unusable. Excellent job, Better Homes and Gardens.

I get it. I’m not super thrilled with myself for having posted it.

I think the direction was way off. The cold opening was a disaster; the energy was off and SNL can’t get a sound effects cue right EVER. There were times during the show that the camera was obviously focused on the wrong thing, or had the shot framed badly. It’s weird how they haven’t figured this stuff out with 100+…

Almost every one of those photos has a “last known photo” vibe to them.

I think he thinks Trump is going to make him AG after he fires Barr in 2 days... or that Trump will make him AG in 2024.

Does anyone consider this song aspirational - as if we’re all on a treadmill to acquire all of these things for our true love? If someone were to sing it around you this year, would you interrupt them by saying, “Excuse me — people are DYING!!!! This is not the time nor the place!!!” Or is this just a dumb Christmas…

Sadly, 28 days and then 20 more days.