BEST case scenario is she was drunk.

White Claw?

This is clearly Cecily Strong as “the drunk girl you wish you didn’t start a conversation with.”

Right? I looked at this thinking, “Man, this is dumb.” Then I read it and thought, “Man, this is GLORIOUSLY dumb!”

Given the nature of the event, there was literally no other possible outcome. Even his response of, “most of the 41 positive cases have mostly been asymptomatic or very mild cases” is total bullshit because those people likely spread it to people who weren’t even there (that’s what puts the SUPER in super-spreader,…

The joke is that dignity is a ridiculously hard concept to draw (which is why they don’t show Luann’s), and that even with that caveat, Kirk’s couldn’t possibly be interpreted as dignity.

If you’re trying to transfer assets to someone else to avoid paying someone, it’s fraud. In this case, it would be impossible to prove, but it’s not legal.

About 10 years ago I wrote a treatment for a remake of this. The production company wanted to make it a pro-environment family-friendly movie starring Jack Black.

This whole lawsuit is weird. Who really believes that Universal and Vince Vaughn were thinking, “We have to keep Faizon Love happy!” so much that Vaughn would agree to do a sitcom with him?

“A promise to deliver certain material goods or services, like say, being properly featured on the promotional material of the movie you’re starring in, which can have a serious impact on future work or remuneration? Very much so.”

“Trump is actually giving voice to something Republicans genuinely believe and have for a long time, albeit in an unsophisticated way.” This x 100. This is essentially why the Lincoln Project and others like them didn’t like Trump. They didn’t disagree with his policies, almost all of which have been Republican…

I don’t think having 95+ million followers counts as being cancelled.

Just reply by saying, “And wreck this flawless body?” then walk away.

Yes. It must be so frustrating for them to have spent all of this time whipping up a frenzied base only to see a large portion of them leave because Fox wasn’t crazy enough for their liking. But on the other hand, fuck them.

This is in no way a pivot. Fox is still in Trump’s camp. They’re not calling for him to step down, they’re still providing cover for him in this gangbang of the Constitution. This is just the bare minimum of due diligence from Carlson, so he can claim to be impartial.

When Biden was announced the winner I was 100% sure he’d take office in January. Now I’m only about 85% sure. He probably will be president, but my fear is that something Trump will try is going to stick. Don’t let the fact that they’re so bad at it distract from the fact that they are trying everything they can think…

When you smart him... it ruins it.

Agreed. I think you have to manage your expectations with this show. For all of the people with comedy bona-fides in it, the show doesn’t go for big laughs. You’re not going to think it’s the funniest show you’ve seen, but it’s a very pleasant, very well made show.

“The American people know how to protect their health.”

“You know how the deep state doesn’t like to be exposed,” Pendergrass said.