I never thought I’d have to defend the Hudson Brothers in my life, but look up Mark Hudson on Wikipedia - the guy is legit!

Disincentive to work is bullshit. If you are on UI and you are offered a job and refuse it, you are no longer eligible for UI. UI doesn’t last forever, and when it runs out do you think those people will have made so much off of it that they can retire? Show me reliable reports of businesses having a hard time hiring…

Fair enough, but there are some good comedians on the list. Even a mediocre comedian would have more comedy cachet than Michael Rapapport.

Pelosi said many times that keeping the focus of the impeachment narrow was the plan. She felt that the American people could easily understand the Ukraine case and that it would be an easier sell to the country (we had a transcript of him committing the crime, after all). To expect the American people to care about a…

Correct. If Trump had invaded Iran, Bolton would still be working there and going to TV at every opportunity to praise Trump as a great leader.

Michael Rapapport? Doesn’t “The East” famously have a lot of comedy clubs to pull talent from?? I haven’t been in a comedy club in years, but I can name 5 or 6 working comedians off the top of my head, none of whom are Michael Rapapport. 

And lucky for him his major transgressions took place at a time when they were considered just gossip-rag fodder instead of career-ending behavior. His career should be over 3 or 4 times by now.

Did your son ask for your help in any of this? No. Go get the strongest pair of scissors you can find and cut the damn apron strings already.

I worked on an online reality show that broadcast a guy’s life 24/7 for 8 weeks or so, and I can vouch that watching some doofus just making lunch or taking a nap for a 12-hour shift is so fucking boring. We would come up with things for the guy to do (go sky-diving, go-karting, etc) and even that was only…

First Dr. Zizmor retires, now this!

Maybe Shake Shack didn’t want the cops to get COVID-19.

He’s always eating pies.

Most modern American Christians are what I call “Buffet Christians.” They pick the pieces that appeal to them and none of the things that make them feel bad about themselves. They forget that Jesus is supposed to be an aspirational figure, and not a cudgel.

And people buying Campbell’s soup could be doing so because their supermarket didn’t have chicken breasts. Or they’re now responsible for their kid’s lunch during the school day. There are a lot of reasons people are buying that stuff, not just out of shame or sadness.

I will kick in my stimulus check.

Davidson can’t even amuse people for 5 minutes a week, why is it so surprising that he can’t carry a movie? And I like Davidson on SNL, but his six seasons amount to about 12 minutes of screen time.

Knocked Up and This is 40 paint the women as shrews and the men as “cool dudes who just want to hang out.” I guess the mitigating factor in both is that the women were kind of right.

Why should we move statues honoring literal traitors to this country to a museum? I don’t understand this reasoning at all. Most of the statues were erected 50 years after the war, so they’re not sacred memorials built at the time. Why do people act as if the minute we remove these statues people will just “plumb…

It’s not comedy, it’s “content.”

Estuary!