Mr. Dalliard, command the earth to swallow me up!

Tucker Carlson makes Guy Smiley seem like a legitimate journalist.

I would like to spend the rest of the afternoon talking about how great Fry and Laurie was.

The Changli is a gift to us all. Never in my life have I felt such unbridled joy at someone else’s unbridled joy.

He’s clearly a Lowes man!

I get the feeling that a pandemic-related straight to video release is exactly the kind of exit strategy the studio was praying for when they first saw this.

He’s just trying to position himself as a “Never-Trumper.”

“Despite warning landlords that there was no money coming in, Gap Inc. is being sued in Manhattan and Orange County, California for separate instances of failing to pay rent.”

Right. What was he even qualified to inspect? How is inspecting a security bunker even the President’s job? To they make him check the oil in the Presidential limo?

Yeah, I guess. It’s for Republican women who can look at that Tweet and say, “See? She’s a good person” and then define loving LGBTQ people as treating them cruelly until they see the errors of their ways.

I wonder who this tweet is even for? Trump supporters would be offended by it, and anyone else would drag her for it. White middle-class moms? Is that who this is for?

“I have never judged others by their background or color of their ski.” I mean, that’s bullshit right there. It’s probably impossible to be a human and to NOT have done those things.

Because you get cupholders!

Just like with COVID-19, this is now a problem for the individual states to solve. He has, like every other time in his life passed the responsibility to others and will expect to receive full credit for any success. 

“Al Gore’s internet loomed,” this is such a hacky joke. Let’s put it to rest. 

I find it impossible to believe that some asshole who makes his living on YouTube mysteriously did NOT have the cameras rolling when he got tear gassed (aka, the only interesting part, aka the only part I’d actually watch. on a loop).

That picture makes me unreasonably happy.

How could they leave out Excalibur? That is such a great film!

Palpable and contagious! I almost wept with how much fun he was having.

My dad had an app for that. It was called yelling until everyone was in tears.