Let’s be honest about what he was actually saying - it’s OK for ANYONE WHITE to shoot the looters. You don’t have to be in the National Guard, you just have to be a white “patriot.”

Exactly. They gave Blair’s cousin Geri a few Facts of Life episodes here and there, they didn’t base the whole show on her!

Yeah, but anyone who describes kicking someone as: “As he brushed past me, my foot came up and tapped him on the leg,” shouldn’t be defended either.

Yeah, I get that, but by that accounting, rice would probably be the most ordered in about half or these, or in the case of Iowa’s loaded burgers, fries would be most frequently ordered. The list is weird, is all I’m saying.

And isn’t naan (like Florida’s garlic rolls) just a side? This list makes no sense.

This is weird to me, because why would so many production companies cover for a DP on a show that’s not really known for groundbreaking visuals? How hard could it be to replace a DP on a show that had its house style locked from the pilot?

“sending them spiraling into a limbo where they’d occasionally pop their heads out to say, “Hey, maybe?” before a bunch of mean ol’ public health officials gave a resounding, terrified “God, no!”” Except, no. Here in FL, Disney and Universal closed WAY before the mean ol’ public health officials closed down the…

I know really nothing about cars, but this is the news I didn’t know I needed this week.

I once met a guy who was convinced he had found a text or set of instructions that would allow him to summon a demon (he was pretty fucked up). I said, “Let’s assume you are correct, and you have the secret to summoning a demon... do you think that will actually work out well for you?” Now, to be fair, I’ve never seen…

We did have two new Beatles songs in the 90's, and they were hits, but only because they were new songs by the Beatles (and not very good songs by the Beatles). Nostalgia played a HEAVY role in them being hits to the point that there really is no cultural memory of them at all. When was the last time you heard either…

This and “Smell you later” are the only acceptable answers.

#releasethebarthcut

I have never in my life defended Kelly Rippa (as if she’d need it from me anyway), but if she had put her family on a flight and brought them to NYC, people would be dragging her for being irresponsible and saying “She should have stayed in the Caribbean!!”

Ask your doctor and the Dark Lord Satan if Zaroxolyn is right for you.

“This was a real wake up call for me. I’m going to change my life just a little.”

Cuomo also played it straight with the people of NY with his regular updates. He’d give the data, explain what the data meant, and then give his opinions. He treated this like a serious problem that we all had some part in working to solve.

Here in FL, we are in phase 1 with phase 2 coming imminently. As I feared, as soon as phase 1 was announced most people left their masks at home, and social distancing has gone out the window. 

I think “I’m not not a feminist” does translate into “I’m not a feminist.” Because if she was a feminist, she could just say she was.

When I hear her sing, she sounds as if he’s as bored of hearing her as I am.

This is exactly what I thought!