Pulisic.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

... Yes, I know Tanaka is butt this year.

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

Do Yankees have anything to give for him? Maybe a straight up trade for Tanaka????

Altuve jockeying for position in MVP Race

I’m nothing if not impressively restrained.

So basically, he’s Milwaukee back his previous comment.

it’s actually mexiclol

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

If he was, Jozy Altidore wouldn’t pass to him anyway.

You could say the driver was blindsided

Maybe watersports.

“...a company named DAZN (pronounced “da zone”)...”

Whaddaya call a Canadian cord-cutter?

He got it from his mom, Ilene Bolt.

Yeah, this is a whole nother area o’ law.

I think you’re getting it confused with Billy Madison.

Orange snow fence + wiffle ball = problem solved

Ironically, it looks more like a diamond now.