Due to his poor result, Billy was relegated to ballboying the Utica Open.

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

Hold on, watch his head movement:

Vho?

He looks every bit as fit and fast as Mayweather. Conor will be fully trained. Mayweather is asleep in under a minute.

Scroll still doesn’t work for me :(

Not seeing it on Safari for iPhone either

This is dumb even for the NCAA.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

At one time, I’m sure these post-game/fight interviews were meant to give the fan some sort of insight into how the players/fighters were thinking. That was a long time ago, though, and by now, I’m pretty sure we all understand how good winning feels, and how shitty losing feels. Now it’s just mostly a chance to hear…

True, but that hasn’t stopped him from sticking his fat face into other investigations.

“White Sox Attempt to Lure Fans Using Cheap Cased Meat”

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

There’s always the next game!

Hey, thanks for dooming us to an 8 game losing streak. Really appreciate it.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Or in the NFL a team being up 28-3 in the 3rd quarter.

Uhhh.....no he didn’t