Coffee, black, jesus, this isn’t hard.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me

“At least I didn’t waste away my early 20s in Sunderland. Really dodged a bullet there.” -Adnan Syed

+1 animal cracker on your belly button

No, and I support the teacher’s efforts and results here. However I’m curious how administration will handle the increased costs here and in the future. I firmly believe they will add it to tuition, and then some, instead of reducing unnecessary costs elsewhere.

He did it much too late. When you go to a water park, you can go guns out when the sun’s out.

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

is this true, or is this afib?

I don’t think you can really compare that situation. The KC stadiums are in the middle of nowhere... but if stadiums are in or around a city center, public transit needs to be able to get there and work with game times. That’s definitely on the city.

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

Plus, what the fuck is Ainge waiting on? First Butler, now George. Two deals he could’ve easily trumped with a fraction of his assets.

Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot. 

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

Just called him. Jimmy doesn’t have a working refrigerator.

Used to do this real dick move at the bars where if a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number, I’d give her the number of a guy I knew and hated. Jimmy just gave out Gar Forman’s number

That poor bastard, now he can only go to Padres and Phillies games.

The Triangle worked because some of the smartest and greatest basketball players of all time placed their trust in a guy who turns out to have been too stupid to deserve it.