Does this count as another major?

No, but there’s always next blog!

It’s an important, if little-discussed baseball skill. Should look like this:

Just do it somewhere you don’t have to look at it, because it is legitimately making me nauseous.

All the players on the Maple Leafs, for the last 50 years, have steadfastly refused to touch a trophy.

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

in baseball, if there’s a strikeout but the ball isn’t cleanly caught, the batter has a chance to take first base because he hasn’t fully been recorded as “out”. On an uncaught 3rd strike, per MLB rules, the batter immediately becomes a runner. so the result of the at-bat can be a strikeout, but the batter still…

Then they receive in the 2nd half, I believe.

Hilarity and schadenfreude.

They should sign Josh Hamilton. People are on waitlists for months to see Hamilton

My favorite part is that they’re confused about how to get young people to the park when the problem is that Yankees tickets are offensively overpriced, and we young people have no money. It’s not rocket science.

I think he was asking about the restaurant with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks

What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Yes.

A few years ago when Burger King started offering 10 nuggets for $1.50, I started wondering just how many I could eat. I finished 50 nuggets in 9 minutes. Felt like garbage, but estimated my cap somewhere around 65. I was 30.

“Jason tried to be peaceful and to avoid further escalation”

Your butt problems are yet to come.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.