The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

You’ve met my brother, then?

“I want to go to a game, but not a home game. Instead I’ll pay hundreds of dollars for a flight, get a hotel, blow all my money and then go to a football game when we’re completely hungover. Then fly back on a Monday.”

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

1 USD equates to roughly 1126 South Korean won, for those interested but too lazy to Google it.

Not surprising. Samsung can get pretty heated.

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

As a catcher who has caught for over 20 years, can confirm. The most common ways to call for a bean-ball are the middle finger (too obvious for televised games), or no sign whatsoever.

The Ducks Have Gotten So Good At Making Their Lives Difficult

NICE TRY SKIPPER BUT YOU’VE GOT TO PAY DEADSPIN TO ADVERTISE THOSE COMPANIES HERE

I know you’re a pro, but this is good kinja.

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

According to his Twitter bio, Jon Buckley “...deliver(s) and sell(s) Red Bull...” so I’m going to have to side with him on this one.

To be fair, there is a lot of pressure on Tom to under inflate the number of concussions he’s had.

Also, maybe get rid of Thursday night football because it’s dumb and shitty and it’s dangerous to make guys play on only 3 days rest? I dunno, just spitballing here

Why is there preseason overtime at all?

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

*Mike drop*

This whole thread has been great, and I almost finished from your first sentence. But you calling him “kiddo” was the cherry on top. Fuck, this is some good ass kinja.