A protected 2nd round pick? Protected? Second rounder?

He doesn’t even look like a bird, man.

Snyder took a three-year hiatus

Huh? Chili is almost literally the easiest food to make. Throw a bunch of shit and some spices into a pot. Even if you do a bad job it’ll be okay. Just make some!

It’s the standard answer, but cold pizza?

I feel like this will be a wholly unappreciated joke to most people under the age of 25.

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

+1 Keanu “Big Country” Reeves.

The Mark Walberg movie about this is going to be insufferable.

if it smells like wet dog, yes

Depends on the breeding. Tom seems more like a fancy dog good at flushing birds (3-0 in Super Bowls vs Bird Teams), herding sheep (1-0 vs the non-bird or cat animal teams) and taming cats (1-0 vs. Cat teams). He only has trouble with giants.

The Falcons Blew A 25 Point Lead

You root for some random ass teams.

Despite his best efforts, Belle was a defensive liability, but T.O. didn’t even try to play defense his whole career.

If Oklahoma Joe’s is the one in the gas station convenience store then that place is incredible. Weren’t they an institution? Why’d they change?

BTW, your name reminds me of a pretty good BBQ place in KC. Jack Stack.

Roman Standard Time?

Sacramento Wanderers

San Diego Raiders?