You think UCLA, which won’t even build an on campus stadium and which had an 80 yard practice field until this year, would pay more than the Buckeyes or Trogans?!

Because the pay is better.

·Everyone at Wendy’s is happy because they’re at Wendy’s, I will choke you.

that is a costanza

What? Trying to hit a guy in the hands but instead hitting him in the head? Of course he could have.

Sorry Russell, taking a ball to the head will get you tead every time.

I look forward to Coach K acting indignant when someone asks him if one game was enough.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.”

I’m not gonna try to defend the officiating for this play or other plays during this game, but KU hasn’t won a share of the Big 12 conference titles for more than a decade because of biased officials. You don’t win 40+ home games every other 3 years or so because of some Machiavellian conspiracy to influence…

Always highlight truthers.

I’ll take “Irrelevant Numbers” for $100, Alex.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

“Bob, our ratings among millennials are shit! Bring in some younger viewers!”

I couldn’t have come up with a better way to conclude the series than with the team winning its last game of the season and missing out on the postseason anyway, so I think it’ll be retired. We can find new ways to poke fun at them.

I just want to say thanks for making Deadspin on of the few bright spots of this craptacular year we are finishing. I hope it keeps going into next year. And is Samer going to pick a new team to blog about during baseball season or stick with the Cards?

Home alone with no children in the house is vastly underrated....doesn’t matter what day of the year it is.

I don’t like that.

The idea that the firing was “well-deserved” when Bradley (1) inherited a Championship-caliber back line, and (2) wasn’t given an opportunity to improve upon that back line, is just absurd. The team wasn’t any better because he wasn’t given an opportunity to make it any better.