The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

“The lesson here is that it’s not always a good idea to do whatever the crazy old guy at the office tells you to do.”

Nice of Andy Reid to make it back in time after spending the night delivering all those presents.

And then they called ANOTHER timeout and chiefs intercepted the following pass. Absolute humilation

When Denver called that goal line timeout after KC had just focused on killing of the clock, I automatically thought that Belichick would have crushed them for doing that. At no point did I think Reid would have that level of response in him, but I have never been happier to be wrong.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

Kudos to Alex Smith for playing along with this. Let’s give him a big hand.

Let this be the official start of the Winless 1-14 Browns meme.

They’ll remember that blocked field goal they had today for years to come. Probably just call it “The Block.”

He’s 21....he is by law an adult.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

Can you imagine Ed Hochuli explaining the ejection/unejection situation to the crowd?

Point spread was Iowa -11 or -11.5 from what I see, so there’s that

No

Errrr.....I think you might be missing a whole lot of context here.

I mean, Embiid tho’. Worth the wait, IMO.

I live in the land of three to four deer/car accidents a day so I say the fewer deer the better. If NYC wants some more, we can accommodate.

There are enough of us KC/Lawrence area Deadspin commenters for us all to start our own Deadspin branch. It would be home to BBQ Foodspin and fresh Cardinals burns. We can all talk about the shitty weather patterns.