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Maybe you shouldn’t have pursued your degree at some place in a goddamn field.

Not everyone is a fan of the dirty bird.

Was Dante Hall fast? I’ll offer Dante Hall.

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but

In some folk’s defense who didn’t get it: on my phone, the text box isn’t formatted the same way you would see it in a computer’s browser window.

Riggin for Wiggins is not limited to the NBA.

One is a pinnacle of artistic achievement in my opinion; the other is a movie where Buster Keaton did a really intricate stunt.

The car insurance commercials, I think.

If I got a DUI every time I was caught sleeping at the wheel of a running vehicle in the middle of an intersection, I’d still have none.

We don’t call him Arians anymore, Lindsey. It’s “Coach Alt-right” now.

He’s right, of course. Technically, season ticket holders were the first team to lose to the Browns this year.

A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Has to be McAfee in the costume, right?

Secret: the ShamWow is a rat.

“If you tie your ShamWow to a stick it makes for an excellent bindle.”

Secret: the ShamWow is a rat.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...