Peyton Manning would if you want.

The players have CTE, they can’t follow that logic.

I watch for the concussions.

Some people say philanthropy is a sport.

Tell that to an auto enthusiast.

Wanker’s Corner cannot be a real place. And Sugar Tit sounds like a 70s stripper.

Bo Jackson approves of this message.

That’s definitely something Eli could do.

I’m sorry.

6 is way too high.

Giancarlo Stanton should really give Mike some lessons.

Heat index of 102 and I’m standing outside watching a bunch of 6 year olds kick a soccer ball at their coach’s nuts. I guess it could be worse.

Is this post sponsored by Kia?

My last 6 weeks have been waiting for this to be Kansas. I am pissed.

Straight cash D&D...

How did you get a copy of my CV?

Questions not asked:

In other news: the sky is blue.