On a scale of 1- Tony LaRussa’s personal censor, how nervous are you about making the playoffs?

I think they have 11 more losses in them. I believe in you, Matheny!

Do the Royals fit this? How is my fan base perceived?

Would you rather have live 1,000 years in one life, or 10 100 year lives?

What’s ailing Chris Ivory?

Hello. It’s me.

Tomsula can probably take a break from bagging groceries to help out.

Thanks for the assist... Couldn't get that to link.

Used too much Super Colon Blow.

AJ Burnett seems to be able to make players play better.

Glad to see you back.

Since the Royals have given up, my only consolation is in the Cardinals not going to the postseason either.

So bad it’s good.

Actually, Barney might have been ahead of its time...That little guy looks like this thing.

This might be my favorite article on dinosaurs ever. More Jurrasic Park, less Barney.

I didn't realize home runs were a category for determining Gold Gloves.

Who voted for these guys?

I'm so glad to be able to be here with you. Nice.

I’m not a big picture kind of guy. I was looking at current, where they are already at the losing record.