I’ve been wasting time since 1984.

Being the first one back into LA doesn’t matter if you play like the Browns. The Los Angeles Chargers will be the more popular team, and that’s saying something.

I always think of this:

That's because it is.

And don’t get me started on the Arch, either!

Do you math?

I love Harlan. In my youth, he was the play by play man for the Chiefs, and my favorite call was him yelling “J! J! Bird! En!”

That seems a little hostile.

Insert original, slightly amusing response here.

The Professor finally stopped wasting time making radios out of coconuts and made a decent enough boat to escape. The show ran long enough anyway. I mean, the Globetrotters visited the island.

I would love a 1985 World Series write up. Game 6 in particular.

I intentionally don't look at the Cards score anymore, so that these posts can be a pleasant work day surprise.

And your “barbecue” sucks too!

Anything yet? I can't remember if I played Cooks or not!

The Dolphins are not accustomed to taking knees, they need to take every opportunity they can.

If I had a show poodle, that would be the cut I would go with.

Bourgeoisie is pronounced “Boy George”, right?

Which Deadspin writer do you most enjoy reading?

Which of you is the biggest optimist? Pessimist?

So, Green Bay?