Is this late night, or drunk? I don't know if making quesadillas drunk is a good idea.

Is it the child that's worse, or the people making the child soldiers?

Best Will Smith song?

Do we get bears 2 days in a row, or was yesterday it?

There are times I want to know how your mind works.

I made up for Kaep by watching that whole video while standing. In my kitchen. Eating ice cream.

We have got to stop meeting like this. Crazy! As always, thank you for your continued support of Deadspin.

6 degrees of STDs.

Compassion truther.

As a fan of the Chefs with no official capacity at all, I am willing to negotiate.

I once had a roommate who was the only white kid at a black school, so I guess I’m good too.

This is terrible, but beating/raping women is worse. Right, Baylor?

Need to put a spoiler alert on that headline.

Shit’s getting real. #15 and still no mention of KU.

No, I have not been hitting refresh waiting for this comment to appear. Thank you for keeping us honest.

I’m more of an EA Sports NCAA Football man myself.

Raef Lafrentz! I remember that guy! My favorite college player growing up.

How far north and south does it go? Minnesota is not in the Midwest.

All time favorite sitcom?

Favorite sitcom of all time?