I would take Thunder over Lightning 5 out of every 10 times.

I need to see the Nookie Monster! Is it just some guy dressed up like Fred Durst?

I agree. When I hear “no no”, I think “no hits, no walks”. Make Baseball terminology Great Again.

“Raiders Stadium” will actually be named far worse, and the naming rights will be $500million. Don't know where they got that number from.

Then I definitely want the opposite side.

Staph infection.

I feel like I might know you IRL. Or, you have lots of doppelgängers.

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin.

More home losses than road. Because even the Cardinals hate St. Louis.

“It’s, uh... Poppy seeds.”

The only?????

Dammit

The kid had given up 0 runs in a high pressure game, and dad tells him he loved him and to come right at his last batter to get him out. How does that guarantee a lifetime of failure?

As a father and coach for my 6 year old son, and will be for my 4 year old son, it’s moments like this that I look forward to.

If you had to choose 1 fan base between the Yanks and Cards that got to be happy, who would you choose?

If the pop tart doesn't have frosting, I want no part in it.

Valencia prefers a City Breakfast.

I was hoping you would show up. Thanks again for your commitment to page clicking and commenting so that Deapspin knows just how important this work they are doing is.

I did not see the losing coach strip... I thought that was a thing.