What is your go to mixed drink?

If the deadspin staff was in a malfunctioning airplane that only had 2 parachutes and having a one meant life or death: who gets the 2 chutes, and how?

This is why I always read the comments. Thank you.

32nd Best Defense. There is 50 states, so that puts us in the top half!

Obligatory.

I bet we can do it in Los Angeles... They were there last year.

That’s “Defending World Champion Kansas City Royals”. Makes it feel much better.

I called dibs... But I might give way to a bitter Cardinals fan like the Why Your Team Sucks series.

I was 1 when this happened, and up til last year it was my best baseball “memory”.

Why don’t you have any Russians winning track and field events... They really have a leg up on the competition.

I have had to go to St. Louis a couple times. I think it’s closer to hemorrhoids.

What does that make St. Louis then?

Boooooo!!!!!!

Terrible pitching and the Cubs get another leg up in the Central... You sure this isn't another Cardinals article?

I look forward to watching the Olympics knowing that they are less of a shitshow than the Cards.

Better than 40 chupacabras.

Sfhfdsg dhddyjn tub tubs.

Nobody traded with the Cardinals, because they respect their players too much for that.

Cowherd