I’ll trade you the fried chicken for my sandwich. It's cut into triangles...

Ah... There it is. Here we are wasting time together again... What’d you bring for lunch?

If Michael Phelps is such a tough guy, let’s see him take down the 50-meter butterfly while fighting off a pod of orcas, in the dang ocean.

Yeah, winning championships sucks.

Waiting on you, WorstFanInBaseball. Your move.

Can he join All Takes Matter as the 3rd Wheel instead so there is 1 less show to avoid?

Your dedication is noted. So is your page click.

This picture is spectacular.

Other things to be “impressed” by:

Michael T. Weiss would like to have a word with you.

Gary Johnson will get above 5 % of the vote. True or false?

Is there anything worse that false cheeriness? Not sarcasm... Just the high pitched voice that some, mostly females, adopt when doing some mundane action.

Pete Rose would like you to pay him $45 for the ability to use his name in this post.

+1 Trumpish

They really nailed somebody's fetish.

He’s only available for radio spots now.

This reminds me of 2 schools in Topeka: The Seamen High School Vikings and the Topeka High Trojans. The newspaper reporters get excited anytime they get to write a headline such as “Trojan Defense Stops Seamen.”

I’ve seen this guy around recently, notably on the “Your Team Sucks” series... He is indeed a troll of trolls.

I am going to the game tonight, hoping this continues.

I like it... But seeing “Cardinals” in front of all the crappy stats makes it so much better.