I wasn't around Deadspin up until the end of last season. I now have a favorite series. Thank you, Mr. Magary!

If I had a dollar for every moment of happiness this series gave me, I could retire now, at 32.

You read garbage often?

You read it for free, what does that make you?

Half off Sale.

You must also be a St. Louis Cardinals fan... While you’re here, check out the tag “Cardinal Numbers”.

Your name tells me you are becoming disenfranchised by the Cards... Come over to the right side.

Proud to have a guy who was stabbed by a friend in 2012, and can’t follow one simple NFL rule: don’t smoke weed?

Looks like he will not be doing this all year. Really.

Are you WotcherHarry?

Yep... He went to Mizzery.

I don't know... I liked Goldmember... Call me weird I guess. Preparation H feels good on the whole.

I am Irish Catholic and from Topeka. I was raised on KU Basketball and ND football. Don't blame me, blame my upbringing.

Did we give up when the Germans attack Pearl Harbor???

(Slowly hides iPod shuffle back in my pocket...)

I know it makes sense to Roger, but I still don't know how this equates to the same thing as playing with a couple saggy balls.

Weird, Ted Cruz got suspended for 5 Republican Election cycles.

Shat*

But don't worry, it's not an institutional problem.

You don't have to feel sorry for me, but I took Kershaw with the 2nd overall pick in my fantasy league.