Says the bitter Cardinal who’s 9 games out of their division.

Has Fox asked her to get “The Erin Andrews” yet. That's when you know they like her.

Grilled pizza involves two of my favorite things: grilling and beer.

*rong *Merica

I stand with Zukka.

Wait... THEY’RE STILL PAYING HIM TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT HE DOES????

changing your post makes my post obsolete.

I honestly forgot that the name of that show ISN’T All Takes Matter. So, good job I guess.

As a Royals fan, I would like to think our series played a role in this. But I don't want to start sounding like a Cardinals fan, so I won't say that out loud.

Does anyone actually know what BMX stands for?

You weep for Santiago and you curse the Rangers. You have that luxury, you have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago’s death while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence while grotesque and incomprehensible, to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you talk…

He’s not on the Cardinals, so I don't see why he has to play the right way.

Good, safe answer.

Who is your favorite commentor on deadspin? Do you read many comments?

so your saying he is using Bartolo as a nutrition expert?

So he is done using Super Colon Blow?

8 back now extrapolates out to 32 games back at the end of the Season.

Only 5 earned? A gem for Broxton then!

Related, who wore it best?

Who has a more punchable face, AJ or Bautista?