Oh, it's not all a Gangsta's Paradise.

Isn't that a Subway sandwich shop now?

psssst….emulators

He's Greendale's most successful alumnus!

It's an elevator pitch that never left the elevator!

In fairness, a bunch of this is about spectacle, and unless you're going to have superfights tearing up national parks and monuments, which gets depressing pretty quickly, rural areas just don't have the sort of visual power of a big urban area full of skyscrapers and bridges.

Kurt Busiek's Astro City had a lot of fun with the idea of a rural superhero, right down to "everyone knows everyone" being part of why he was successful as a hero.

Wisdom Checks still work fine, but I'm not a fan of this new mechanic where I have to roll for Sanity every time I encounter something from the Demiplane of Gop.

Dude….Judah Ben-Grimm and "Thing of Things" were right there. Right there!

Wait, which Bennifer?

In fairness, the better ones are intended as cautionary tales.

There're loads!

"Throw me one of those famous Red Weddings I've always heard about!"
"Here you go! Something wrong?"
"Eh. It's pretty red..I guess."

Oh, God, he's unhinging his jaw!

You're saying the author's attempts at Persuasion have failed to convince you of the problem?

"Well my cousin Bert Baldrick, Mr Gainsborough's butler's dogsbody, says that he's heard that all portraits look the same these days, 'cause they're painted to a Romantic ideal rather than as a true depiction of the idiosycratic facial qualities of the person in question."

Record company executives?

The Sheetz convenience store chain does made to order burgers that you can top with mozzarella sticks and other stuff.

It's not as a wild as it sounds. Not bad, but not too far from diner food..

Is that true in Britain, too, or just on this side of the Atlantic?