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Joe Propinka
joepropinka

The OED is awesome, because they actually track the initial published use of a word, the ways its meaning has changed over time, and its etymology and origins.

ow about we quit fucking arguing about 2016, since no one's gonna invent a time machine anytime soon, and figure out some kind of solidarity going forward.

Huge fucking military, and a lot of lingering memories of the Marshall Plan.

"I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the shit kicked out of me." - E. Blackadder

Ironically, that's the analogy they use to argue against any kind of sex they don't like (or deeply hate themselves for wanting, in some cases).

Christianity makes every kind of rock worse.

Google the phrase "pious fraud."

Praise be to Woden, the plastic-smith, the stringer of lights!

In fairness, this guy's peers aren't credible scientists.

I think my favorite is how they claim there used to be "firmament" of water and that all fell down during the flood, so before the flood you get to ignore all laws of physics and ecology because…magic sky water barrier!

If any of 'em complain, just shout "Fuck your feelings maaa-gaaa!" in their stupid, stupid faces.

Doesn't the Bible claim that insects have only four legs can can't even keep straight how many thieves were crucified next to Jesus?

Bah. We all know it's a front to break into the vaults at Nakatomi Plaza.

There's no Tom and Chee's out there?

It's where that guy came from.

But what's their Endgame?

He did it all for the….

Razor-sharp wit indeed.

I guess it's really just about how many people accelerated climate change kills.