How about a white riot? All the power's int he hands of the people rich enough to buy it, while we walk the street, too chicken to even try it.

Or become president.

No! You'll smash his puny baby hand in a single stroke! A gentle push or flick is all that's needed; Melania knows.

All she will take away from this is that someone referred to her as "prominent."

With her, it's more of a "That is not dead which can eternal lie." situation.

I dunno, Alexie Sayle used to have some good bits.

I didn't know it was possible for my mind's eye to go blind, but here we are.

You wear a disguise
To look like human guys
But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo.

He's not a popular, Oscar-winning director! He's just a big chicken!

Remember Loud Kiddington?

I presume you know about this?

You laugh now, but those shreds of genuine 100% Constitution will be worth a lot on the collector's market.

There's ordinary garbage, and then there's toxic waste.

The sequel to "Dick in a Box" is "Box from a Dick."

Nah. They wouldn't be so sanguine about Russia.

It sounds good, sure, right up until the talking harp market crashes and people realize what all those giant beanstalks are doing to local property values.

The only connection i can make from Trump to Vonnegut is that Trump makes you long for the taste and decorum of Thornton Melon.

Maybe. But it seems weird to call it successful until that happens, especially since a lot more businesses take losses for years and then…go out of business.

Wait, that's Glenn Danzig? I thought Tommy Wiseau was branching out into music!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Danzig isn't rich.