Honestly, an anthology "prestige" show would be a lot better than an attempt to revive the Matrix as a blockbuster film franchise.

Or Gropenfuhrer.

I think I Kotto your little reference.

On the other side, the fact that they have the numbers to do this is kind of scary. But I guess people with no jobs and no offline social lives have plenty of time on their hands. ("The AV Club: I guess…")

I dunno, I like the FaveReds packs…except the nasty Strawberry Lemonade one. Just had to sneak in that terrible artificial lemon flavor somehow, eh, Starbursts?

Definitely the wrong whey to go, especially if it's because Jeong and company havarti pretensions to Community's level of metahumor. Next they'll tell us they're getting Chevre Chase for a guest spot.

Also, it clearly explains Charlie's disturbing, retrograde, and objectifying view of women, which in turn explains why he stalks the Waitress.

Also, it clearly explains Charlie's disturbing, retrograde, and objectifying view of women, which in turn explains why he stalks the Waitress.

Damn you, Ralph Waldo Emerson!

My hope is that most of them will never find themselves with the opportunity to produce children.

Dr. Dunning? Dr. Kruger.

Nah. It'll be George Soros.

Can you teach us to live without hope, as you have?

It sounds like this is A Matter of Honor to him

Nah. The titles of nobility amendment was never ratified.

Given U.S. income tax vs. British income tax rates, he's not going to *lose* money on the deal.

No, Sean O'Neal has talent.

When life gave Coachella lemons, they chose to Work It Out.

That's an awful lot of words to tell us that you need to hire a personal assistant to help you not click on things.

EDIT: Goddammit, CheeseWhizard!