Also it wishes the press well.

What is a Trump? A miserable pile of shit.

Right. In Hollywood thinking, romanticizing men is what's supposed to turn women on.

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"

"And then all of Harley's clothes fall off. She tries to cover up, but it's too late. I've seen everything."

SNL's next Spicey sketch should be Spicey barring people from the press room until it's just him, entirely alone, his shouting growing fainter and fainter as the lights dim.

Lasagna Kek?

I've had it up to here with your "ru-ules!"

"People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone."

"I;'m not a racist but…I am a racist *asshole*."

Even the "warrior logo" explanation is fucking terrifying. If the police first and foremost see themselves as "warriors," then they're gonna go looking for enemies to "win" against.

"Secret?"

Silver Age Green Lantern wasn't that guy; Silver Age Green Lantern was the guy whose ring didn't just make green stuff, but could literally do *anything* if he had the willpower.

That was Grant Morrison's revision.

Beneath even that, I tend to think Johns's "emotional spectrum" idea is pretty clumsy. Why would a rather dubious human concept be the actual way that all beings in the universe perceive emotions *and* color? I miss stuff like Rot Lop Fan, Kilowog from back when he was a space socialist from a world run by "mass…

"It's all I've ever wanted from you, Daddy - for you to spend money on me."

I hope this doesn't send the right wing into a Lather.

I wondered what George Will would do with his time now that he's on the outs with the GOP.

Destroy your safe and happy lives, before it is too late.

She's got a spare lifetime pass thanks to "White Rabbit," the official song of any film or TV scene involving hippies using drugs.