This would be the Julius Schwartz whose editorial tenure included Alfred-as-theOutsider, Batman vs. Blockbuster, and David V. Reed pitting Batman against a version of Dr. Tzin-Tzin with actual magical powers?

What's this thing about last week's Sam Wilson Cap story people keep alluding to?

Rich celebrities like Donald Trump? Oh, wait, he's not rich-rich; he's just good at leveraging his massive, massive debts.

And his support for charter schools and vouchers.

Every village has an idiot, and WatchAndLearn is ours.

He sponsored a bill in Indiana that requires funerals for miscarried and aborted fetuses, and he actually helped push through a law requiring investigations of any reported miscarriage that got a woman sentenced to 20 years in prison because a prosecutor convinced a jury that she had secretly self-induced an illegal…

I thought it was hiss-terical.

They should leave clowning to all those clowns in the clowning business.

Koschei the Hilarious

But enough about Glitter.

We've long been at the point where even lame-o minor villains' deaths are undone, so they can stand around in crowd scenes or, occasionally, be used for comedy scenes.

This is nothing like her "birdlike" character on Sunny.

My favorite Patersong is still the one from Pirates of Penzance

Translation: What do you mean, the HFPA wants a bigger bribe?

Elevator escape hatches are locked from the outside in real life, as mandated by law. They're meant for rescuers to use to get at people inside, not for passengers to get out by themselves.

And his son is a mediocre rock musician.

Fish puns make me feel all icthy.

If they would make Basked Flamoin' Hot Cheetos available, like, anywhere, things would change.

Fries is tied up with Gotham, so they had to replace him with Minister Blizzard.

Ditko's not really a Libertarian. He's a guy who buys into the *ethical* philosophy of Ayn Rand, and thinks of characters like Jonah Jameson — rich and successful — as moral failures because they're driven by envy of people like Spider-Man.