Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot!

It's like a cruel game of Spy vs. Spy vs. My Self-Esteem!

*Tyler Perry considers Rip Taylor for role in new Madea movie*

Horizontal organization is mediocre for fucking, and terrible for politics.

William Hootkins has always claimed that Malkovich is ridiculously right-wing, but then other sources have him saying he hasn't voted since McGovern lost in 1972.

I hold it against HBO; there's definitely a lot of gratuitous nudity, especially in Seasons 1 and 2.

Why is "the ultimate stake in fiction" always a character being grossly assaulted or a crime of infamy?

Everythign else aside, this is the kind of plot summary that makes me realize GoT is just Dynasty with dragons

It's also not a great definition of "method acting."

Oh no, now he'll never get served at a McDonalds!

Malkovich is up there, too.

It always seemed like exactly the kind of music Vic Mackey and co. would listen to if they were real.

When you don't examine any of your opinions, it's easy to express them simply and forcefully.

Great sequels
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Sanjuro
The Testament of Dr. Mabuse
Duck Soup (depending on how you define "sequel")

Trump makes perfect sense if you realize he views the world the way a 13-year-old views the Internet.

Irony is a reversal of expectations, not the depressing conformation of your darkest suspicions.

(And yes, it does scare me that my fantasy looks quite a bit like how dictatorships get started, but here we are.)

I saw him in Durham, NC, and he actually gave a complete, 90-minute show somehow. Granted, the first hour was about watching projected videos of the same two Shocking Blue songs on a screen for about an hours in lieu of a warmup act.

Nah. Cold and, to a lesser extent, the other organized Rogues are just about the only character Johns actually writes consistently well.

Will the inexplicable popularity of superhero movies be enough to overcome the entirely explicable lack of interest most moviegoers have in undersea settings that don't involve CGI clownfish?