Nobody wants to see Paul Dini naked.

Until the day it rises again, growling "Must…crush…capitalism…starting…with…Yahoo…."

It's just a recording of himself singing "Love Is in the Air." He likes to listen to it while making love.

You misspelled "Herbert Spencer's nonsense" there.

Until you compare it to Sky News.

Have you *met* humanity as a whole lately?

What, exactly, is the nature of the feud? Like, why does Hook hate the rest of them,or vice versa?

Now that you've finally drunk it, you're going to Regret.

You misspelled "Melania," and frankly she doesn't seem much better than he is.

Just ask the DNC!

Luke Cage was part of the defining Steve Gerber run on Defenders in the 1970s, but the version used then really isn't the guy from the Netflix series.

Waller in the original run is supposed to be an outsider who's made her way into a corner of the national policy and intelligence communities despite obstacles like sexism and racism.

70s Steve Engelhart is awesome, if sometimes cheesy. 80s Steve Engelhart is a textbook case of someone trying too hard and being less in touch than they imagine.

One of the best elements of the series was the way it used its supporting cast to show the toll all of this black ops crap would take on someone, as well as what it would be like to deal with someone as aggressive and self-righteous as Waller or Flag.

Luckily, that series is actually quite unrepresentative. Most DC books had their own identities in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

It was also about how those goofball villains had real psychological depth, with the exception of Captain Boomerang, who was a shortsighted, impulsive type played more and more for comedy as the run went on.

Lousy Saturnians, coming to this country and stealing all our jobs! I hear they want to introduce Saturnalia Law, too!

Eastwood was always a more level-headed conservative…

TAS also created Renee Montoya, who became a huge character, and was the reason Havrey Bullock was brought back from the original volume of Checkmate and became a mainstay in the Bat-titles.

Somewhere along the way they dropped the angle that she'd started out as a woman who'd held her family together and got into politics as a way out of a bad situation; I think the New 52 version was never anything other than an intelligence agent, when the original version of Waller was a Congressional aide and…