Bit of an own goal.

Somewhere there was a really confused kid who thought Douglas was a white guy named Mr. Dream.

And that's why Buster Douglas is known as "Kid Dynamite" to this very day.

Rousey plays a health inspector who discovers corner-cutting at a Jewish bakery in Dough Nothing Knishes.

Audie Murphy also wants a word.

They were gonna put him in a hole, but then they found out how much the toll was.

Hey! We've got Lincoln's house *and* Lincoln's tomb! And we used to have a Lincoln dealership.

True, but it's not as if Blade has ever made it big in the comics the way he did in the movies, and then there's Ant-Man as a solo character.

"I was gonna bring the wife and kiddies, but the grocer couldn't spare another barrel."

I don't mind Namor as a colossal ass, but having him take pride in mass murder goes a little beyond "what a jerk!" But then, I don't quite know how *any* of the characters from Hickman's New Avengers will work again as superheroes; like, how does a Doctor Strange solo book work now?

That's another odd one; the Alpha Primitives were just a rampaging horde in their Kirby-era appearances, but then Roy Thomas decided to do a story about the Inhumans having slaves and suddenly that's what the Alphas were.

I cannot stress enough that we are *not* making fun of Andy Griffith.

I wanted to provide a DNA sample, but unfortunately I shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I have something of a mess on my hands.

He couldn't hear anything over the clattering of her vagina.

And not a good one.

Alternatively:
STEP 1: I have been raised to believe that only I matter
STEP 2: This makes me a self-centered, unreflective asshole who thinks simply being alive entitles me to a life of sex, riches, and everyone else catering to my whims
STEP 3: Other people keep insisting that they, too, matter and do not cater to my…

Kind hearts are more than lightsabers / And simple faith than Jedi blood

Most people get Alderan fatter by the day.

Flag and move on, people.

I dunno, overt the last season Underwood devolved from Iago-esque asides to Don Jon-ish petulant shit-stirring.